Yeah, looks like I forgot I had a website. Again. No promises I’m going to regularly update, or indeed update at all, but that good old unemployment might as well get channelled into something productive.

Right, lets see, what been down with the site then? Lets see…

Last time I updated, it was when I went to see Pendulum in London with the lads. In true musical elitist form, I’m going to have to say that seeing them in Brixton Academy was not as good as seeing them in a small club in Hull. Altho I feel that may have been related to the mass of ecstacy I had before the small club. And all the bellends in Brixton starting a mosh pit. Do I remember someone trying to start a circle pit? You can’t have a circle pit at a drum’n'bass gig.

And what have people been commenting on? I did a rant about Salamanders (not the amphibians, the Space Marines), and that’s had lots of people commenting on it, not realising I hadn’t updated in over a year. Well, I’ll catch up with them in a bit, and possibly do a sequal. Or not. There’s not a lot to follow up “they nerfed my favourite Space Marine chapter, boo hoo”.

And what have I done with my time?

Erm…

I’ve been playing lots of Kingdom of Loathing over the last year. Seriously loads. Like, everyones getting sick of me going on about it, and I’m minding other peoples accounts for them, and I’m basically running my clan, loads. And the only thing stopping me writing Greasemonkey scripts for it, is hating the shit out of Javascript.

Employment? Really? Would love some. Hit me up with an email if you’re some loony who wants to give me a job, based on this one update. Seriously, the only reason I’m not trying male prositution is a lack of positions available for male prositutions. Definatly not my standards, oh no.

That’ll do for now. Hope that this tiny stone gathers some moss and I start writing awesome content, don’t expect it.